I apologize to all my fans. I have not updated my blog in a month. I know many of you schedule your week around my blogging. I will try and make sure I don't do that again. The frequency of my blogs will sit somewhere between Rouhier (daily) and Maher (annually).
I took vacation the week of July 4th. We go where all white trash families vacation; Ocean City, Maryland. I am no longer a big fan of taking my shirt off on the beach. I am in the worst shape of my life. I also have the skin tone of 2% milk. I look a little like this.
I invented a game where we look at the pictures on the wall at the Comedy Factory and say who you think would win in a fight. According to the staff, everyone on the wall could kick my ass. That's ridiculous. I would beat the piss out of Judy Tenuta. According to Jon Mumma, Curt Shackelford is tougher than he looks.