One of my MySpace friends posted a bulletin today that said, ''I Want Sex''. Of course this bulletin was not about wanting sex. It was about voodoo. Apparently this bulletin was cursed. It told me that had to repost one of the following:
''I'm a lesbian''
''I'M HORNY''
''I GOT ARRESTED''
''Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant''
''I'm getting married!''
''My dad got the job!...I'm moving to Japan!''
''Guess who i kissed last night!''
''I guess it was never meant to be''
''I'm gonna be a daddy!''
''I'm moving back!!!!!''
''I'm moving!!!''
''I miss her''
''I miss him'''
''I'm gonna be a daddy!''
''I want SEX''
'''I got married last night!!!''
It said if I didn't, that I would have bad luck for 2 years.
I didn't repost, but I don't mind getting these. It's worth 2 years of bad luck to have this whole ''Who controls the Universe?'' question answered. Apparently it's MySpace.
But who controls MySpace?
While we're on the subject, can people be more discriminatory about what they find bulletin-worthy? If you are having a party, updated your blog, are a performer appearing somewhere, etc. Then please, post a bulletin. However, if you are hungry, have a racist joke, have a chain letter, want me to join your fake mafia, etc. Then don't. I guess it's arrogant enough that I will make sure that 500+ people know that I wrote this. However, letting these same 500 know that I'm back at my desk and I'm tired, may be a tad narcissistic.
I will admit that I like reading the surveys, but I have no idea why. The information is of absolutely no use to me and 90% of the time I've never met the person who posted the survey. I have 518 MySpace friends and when they post a survey, I read it.
Angela has fallen in public...
Shanna's favorite color is blue...
Sexy Back isn't waiting for a phone call right now...
I'm not sure what to do with this information.