Finally I wanted to say congratulations to fellow comic and videographer Shahryar Rizvi who I found out is getting married this week. Kind of strange since I didn't even know he had a girlfriend, but it's great news. Sometimes it's cool to find out someone's middle name after the honeymoon. The idea that he will be getting laid more often than me is pretty disheartening. But I'm imagining it will be awkward and uncomfortable for both parties and I derive some pleasure from that.

Seriously, congratulation bro. I hope to meet her soon.